予備自補：Naughty sort of things

In this post, I'd like to write about naughty sort of things at Reserved JSDF(Japanese Self-Defence Force).

These sort of things are very important for men. I think I can safely say that almost all man DO masturbate in daily basis. However, these sort of things are hard to tell. That's why I choose English as the language to describe it. That way, I can avoid some of my friends from reading this post, yet I can tell others who has some interests for these kind of things. For that purpose, I should better learn Swahili or something.

So, this post is extreamely naughty and shouldn't be recommended for these people who dislike these sort of things.

Before I write, I must mention about myself. I reject reality and prefer HENTAIs. Think about it. There is no chicks who has a face worth staring it. These hotties you see in photos and movies are almost always photoshopped. The real world is ugly and sucks. That is the reason I choose HENTAIs.

However, Not much people agreed with this idea, and there is no exception in JSDF. Most people prefers real chicks(which I can't understand it though). So, you should be carefull before talking about HENTAIs.

About the dirty talk. At JSDF training, There were 5-10 of us, have to live in one room, no furniture, 'alf the flore was occupied by beds, and no such fancy word like "private". We are men yet We have completly different backgrounds, so what is the best things to talk? About the training, abusing somebody who haven't been there, and these naughty things.

We were talking about these Nudge nudge thingy like how to fuck girl and how does it feel. There are virgin and non-virgin together so it's very interesting to listen about what they're talking about. I, however, doesn't involving these discussions because basically I hate reality. Especially, I can't understand what's good for visiting so-called "soap"(Japanese whore house). Why I have to spend my money to fuck ugly stupid whores? I wouldn't do that if they were paying to me.

How to get a porn is a bit difficult problem. There is a PX(Post Exchange) in　JSDF station(J-Ground-SDF use the term 駐屯地 which is officially translated to station.)　It offers some dirty books, But not so good. I wonder how could they sell such bad books. It's like they are challenging us　"If you can jack off with it, do it". It's Ridiculous. And only one HENTAI book. WTF.

If you have good smartphone, just google'd any porn as you damn well please. That is the best way to get porns from inside the JSDF station.

Now you got your porn. But! There isn't many place you can masturbate with it. Perhaps inside the bath is the only place you can perform required operations.

btw, you don't need to jack off anyway. I got no erection at all within the 10 days of training(and yes I am completely healthy). Even when I read the penguin-club. The reason is simple. Training is hard for both physical and mental. I don't need to be bothered these dirty things.